Please Wait For Esteemed Me To Divinate is part of Cultivation Chat Group's narrated chapter feed on Arcwave. The first narrated chapters are free to sample. Later chapters may require sign-in.
Song Shuhang joins a WeChat group he assumes is a cultivation cosplay club. The Spirit Butterfly Sword senior is a real immortal. The Sage who keeps complaining about her kids is a real Sage. Several centuries of cultivation politics quietly recruit one ordinary college student into errands that escalate from "deliver a magical herb" to "do not, under any circumstances, look at the lake."
