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Song Shuhang joins a WeChat group he assumes is a cultivation cosplay club. The Spirit Butterfly Sword senior is a real immortal. The Sage who keeps complaining about her kids is a real Sage. Several centuries of…
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Fear not, I have the Blood Evasion Technique!
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Do you find Venerable White attractive?
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Haha, I finally broke the seal and emerged!
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This speed is fast to the point of being incurable!
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Northern River’s Loose Cultivator lost his memory?
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Senior’s loots and a worried Shuhang!
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Using cultivation techniques while playing basketball is a very shameful behavior!
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The love of a father is as big as a mountain: Venerable Spirit Butterfly
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Ah~ That familiar scream!
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What to do if you were in seclusion for so long that you grew hemorrhoids?
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Flying into the sky? Of course not, we’re aiming for space!
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Can you let me eat in peace?
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The space suit and Senior White’s misunderstanding
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The champion of the riding sword competition who loves to race on flying swords!
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A Supersonic Helicopter!
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You think you can reach space with a helicopter? Laughable!
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Shuhang, should I teach you the Turtle Breathing Technique?
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We’re gonna crash, dammit, Senior’s distracted!
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Senior White: Let me repair this huge hole!
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Ah? Where did Instructor Li Jr. go?
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A pekingese flying an airplane!
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True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s deep depression!
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Anthony is taking a long time to take off his helmet!
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Their abilities to stir trouble are topping one another!
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The small monk: I’m going out to make some money for my hemorrhoids operation!
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Benefactor, do you buy children here?
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Did the sleeping gas lose its effectiveness?
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Benefactor Cao, you need to be spanked if you lie. Ah~
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Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist is having a sense of crisis!
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Benefactor Cao, there is someone looking for you
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I’ll spank you till you shit all over the place!
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A criminal wearing a pekingese mask racing on the streets!
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The youth in green clothes riding a white horse has come again?
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Fighting and seeking death until the end
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There seems to be strange things in the midst!
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Question: How Cool is it to Operate a Hand-Guided Tractor?
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Rich men have their own unique way of thinking
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Studying isn’t worth bird’s poop!
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A shooting star streaking across the sky, let’s wish something!
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What is Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist trying to do?
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Papa Song: My liver is about to explode!
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There is something wrong with this speed!
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Zhao Yaya: Wait, is that Uncle?
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Tractor God Old Lu: My poor waist!
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Meteorite and cracks
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Shuhang, going around with forged documents is a crime!
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The meteorite… exploded!
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Afterward… they enjoyed themselves to their heart’s content!
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Unexpectedly, I was forced to use this move once again!
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Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?
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Absolutely prohibited!
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This blade seems quite sharp!
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How come I can’t cut this green onion?
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Meeting plot with plot
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If I were a green onion?
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The strings of karma and the city in the sky!
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Emptying stomach-pumping hands
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The small monk’s plan and Soft Feather’s plan
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Shuhang, you have another oversized express package!
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Senior Song, are you surprised?! Eh? What?
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Size reducing purse
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Doudou kidnapped the small monk and ran away
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Arranging a formation with bamboo splits
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Bamboo Slips Formation
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Shuhang, let’s have fun in the East China Sea!
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Twin-Tailed Senior White!
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A masked thief? Or is it an assassin?
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Even if one falls, a thousand will arise!
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Marry! Marry! I’ll marry you!
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You need to pay remuneration, Lady Onion!
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The problem of imparting basic knowledge to the natives
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You sure know how to sweet talk!
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Venerable White: I’ll personally look for Doudou!
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Pooping while riding on someone’s back!
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Monster hunters
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A man that makes other feel jealous
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The fearful branch tracking technique
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Heavens, what a coincidence!
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Quick, ask Shuhang who’s the person chasing us!
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Not subdued by force, do you want honor?
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Venerable White: Don’t worry, I can act as a matchmaker!
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Excuse me, can anyone fly a plane?
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The disappearing passengers and the mysterious particles of light
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Slice, slice, slice the airplane!
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Prodigious gorillas
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Gymnastics gorillas!
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What’s worse than being helpless? Being super helpless, of course!
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Reality? Illusion?
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Hello, the stain of my life!
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The shrinking big lizard
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Beheaded with one slash
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In the end, Song Shuhang was really a martial arts expert?!
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Flaming Saber: Simplified Edition
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Evil creatures, scram!
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This is too simple, something seems fishy!
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I’m the same Nine Lanterns you enjoyed 300 years ago (2 in 1)
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Forgetting past enmity?
8:53
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The small and exquisite Zhuge Yue
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Zhuge Zhongyang’s horrifying nightmare!
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