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Song Shuhang joins a WeChat group he assumes is a cultivation cosplay club. The Spirit Butterfly Sword senior is a real immortal. The Sage who keeps complaining about her kids is a real Sage. Several centuries of…
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Do you want to know more about the Heavenly Island?
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The Little Finger Snake
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I have many things I wish to do
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The heart of a pure and innocent girl
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I wish for the peace on Earth… wait, I was just kidding!
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Let’s row!
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A spirit beast senior with an incurable disease
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The small white dragon inside the crystal coffin
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Senior White’s expression package
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The seventh wish
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Did someone carelessly press a button to fast-forward my life?
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A series of pregnancies just by holding hands
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Shaving her head and exchanging the gray robe for a white dress
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The damaged Southern Heavenly Gate
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The conversation suddenly became serious
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Sorry, wrong page!
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The size-reducing purse made from the shed skin of the Little Finger Snake
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Fellow Daoist, wait a moment!
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What kind of monstrous human is this?
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I’m dashingly sinking toward the bottom of the sea
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Look, a flying whale!
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Time for my fapping arm to enter action! (2 in 1)
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I’m not crying, sand just got into my eyes
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Can a virgin boy have children?
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Confucius said: If you peel off the skin, only the tender meat is left!
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Primitive men reciting from memory the ?Three-Character Classic?
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Wrong subject, what to do?
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I have yet to mail you the Chinese language professor
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Were you able to catch that girl?
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Immortal Master Copper Trigram
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What is the opposite of luck in love? Anxiously waiting for a reply!
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Soft Feather, the signal isn’t too good here. Can you send it into the group chat so that I can download it later?
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Senior White’s expression package flying off the shelves
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Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
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I should light a candle for little friend Song Shuhang while I’m at it
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Senior White playing with ants
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The newly developed disposable flying sword 005 edition
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An upgraded version of the disposable flying sword 005 edition!
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Shuhang, how about going against the stream? (2 in 1)
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White Crane, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, Iron Trigram… and a bald Song Shuhang! (2 in 1)
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Hiss, did you guys see what I found? A stupid lone fish!
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It feels quite good to the touch
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Venerable White’s mass express delivery
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True Monarch White Crane’s arrival
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Shattered hope
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The plan to capture Song Shuhang!
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Disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition
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Hello, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon? I would like schedule a huge tsunami in advance
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Change of plans, change the distance of the tsunami to fifty meters
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I want to fly higher and higher
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Senior White, let’s shoot a movie!
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Let’s kidnap an author and have him write the plot
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Twin-dragons shapeshifting gate!
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Hello, open the door. I’m here to deliver a package!
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One step away!
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A beautiful reverse mermaid!
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Where’s the pause button?
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A wonderful dream
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Shuhang, how about becoming a girl?
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From today onwards, I won’t swear an oath so easily!
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Quick, let me wake up from this goddamn dream!
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Soft Feather’s message
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Hmph, I’ll pass by the doors of home three times without entering!
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Doudou: I’ll pass by the doors of home nine times without entering!
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The start of the battle on the Grievance Settling Platform!
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It looks like a missile!
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Song Shuhang will reach the battleground in ten minutes!
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Even if we’re a bit late, shall we still inaugurate the event?
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Careful, a missile is rushing over here!
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Coiling flight feature, activate!
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Aaaaaaaaah~
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What a coincidence! Fellow Daoist is also flying!
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Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform!
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Chu Chu’s request
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What Miss Soft Feather says is reasonable!
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Chu Chu’s smile
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A living cheat
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The Second Stage True Master of the Illusory Sword School!
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Why aren’t you using the sword?!
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It’s her, Immortal Master Copper Trigram!
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Did they take drugs?
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Advancing to the Second Stage True Master Realm
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Grandpa Chu
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Where did Senior White go?
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Where did Song Shuhang go?
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Noooooooo!
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Soft Feather the Valkyrie
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Committing suicide with a weird smile
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Venerable Spirit Butterfly casually passing by
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Look at things from another angle!
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It’s time to leave
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There is no such thing as an absolute defense in this world
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Because of you, the green grass smells even better~
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Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, prepare another two beds!
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I want to hold a hand-guided tractor competition
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True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s gift
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Venerable White’s interjections
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The emerald-green kasaya
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Sea Urchin Warriors’ 20 Years of Mandatory Education Manual
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If I were to turn into a… no, wait!
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