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| Why Being a Morning Person Makes You the Enemy of the Squad
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When the Fracture tore open gates across America, the awakened became humanity's new aristocracy. They cleared dungeons, leveled up, and built platinum-tier empires while the rest of the world watched from the…
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01
| Three Days to Live and a Thirst for Milk
7:43
02
| Snake Eyes in a Den of Vipers
6:54
03
| House of Ambition and Assholes
7:46
04
| Browsing the Menu
7:05
05
| Gold Digger, Meet Pragmatist
6:50
06
| A Calculated Investment
5:24
07
| Calculated Questions
6:40
08
| A Digital Leash
8:08
09
| My Roommate is a Death Trap
7:14
10
| The First Rule of Obsidian
7:15
11
| One Segment of Nothing
6:12
12
| The Long-Term Investment
7:08
13
| Stepping on Toes
7:06
14
| Three Tables, Three Strategies
7:54
15
| A Tale of Two Heiresses
7:24
16
| The Doctor Will See You Now
4:55
17
| One-on-One with the Professor
6:55
18
| The Weakest Person in the Group
6:26
19
| Gym Class of the Damned
6:40
20
| Establishing a Baseline of Failure
6:37
21
| Running a Mile While Fat is a Form of Divine Punishment
7:56
22
| Bullies Mock My Reps But They Don’t Know About My Multiplier
7:11
23
| Assessing the Waifu Market
6:22
24
| Choosing Between The Fox Who Knows The Game And The Rabbit Who Doesn’t
5:23
25
| My Mom Knows I Like Him Before I Even Admit It To Myself
7:29
26
| Garlic Bread, Lemon Chicken, And A Trap Set For Seven PM
8:17
27
| My Conscience Is Like A Car Alarm I Am Actively Ignoring
9:55
28
| Wave Motion Drains Her Stamina So I Can Refill It With Euphoria
8:37
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| The System Says It’s Euphoria But Her Body Says It’s Something Else
10:09
30
| The Truth Is A Hard Sell
5:50
31
| The Taste Of Survival Is Surprisingly Sweet
6:05
32
| The Taste Of Vanilla And The Sound Of A Level Up
6:33
33
| Returning To Reality With A Very Satisfied Woman
7:04
34
| "You’re My Girl" And Other Complicated Things To Say After Extraction
9:43
35
| The Price Of A String Cheese Is Two Points And My Dignity
6:39
36
| Two Out Of Three Orgasms Is A Failing Grade In This System
8:16
37
| The Breakfast Club Hates Mornings But I Am High On Essence
7:08
38
| "Good Morning Future Disappointments"
8:39
39
| The Dream Team Vs. The Protagonist Squad
7:12
40
| The Arrogant Wolves, The Functional Unit, And Us
6:52
41
| The Midnight Foxes’ First Meeting
7:24
42
| Rank 241? The Only Way Up is Through "Special Training" With Naomi.
7:21
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| I’m the Weakest Link, So the Hot Instructor is Targeting Me Personally
7:18
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| The Midnight Foxes Train Hard, But My "Private Session" Will Be Harder
7:18
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| The Countdown to Extraction
6:01
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| The Countdown to Wave Motion
7:56
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| The Private Sanctum and the Secret I Kept Since 4 PM
6:14
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| The Overwhelming Pleasure of Giving Him Everything
6:29
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| One Down, Two to Go
6:31
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| The Third Peak Requires His Tongue
6:31
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| The Third Climax: Unlocking Skills with My Tongue
6:25
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| Wave Motion Acquired! Now to Test the Motion of the Ocean in My Sanctum
7:24
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| The Taste of Silver Essence and the Risk of Discovery
7:29
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| Realizing My Assassin Roommate Heard Everything.
8:45
55
| You Gave Me a Buff With Your WHAT?
7:18
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| The Copper-Rank Spiral and the Gold-Rank Romance
6:38
57
| She Loves the Bloated Starter Save File
7:06
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| Counting Down to Misato’s Torture with a Fresh Cup of Coffee
6:40
59
| Why Being a Morning Person Makes You the Enemy of the Squad
7:38
60
| Misato Wants to See My Technique, but It’s Rated R-18
6:46
61
| Synergies
10:24
62
| Six Inches From Heaven
6:24
63
| Transactional Analysis
6:19
64
| The Elder Goddesses
9:37
65
| Balance Point
7:27
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| What Does The Fox Know?
6:44
67
6-7 | The Investment Calculation
7:12
68
| The Demilitarized Zone
6:52
69
| Dungeon Economics 101
7:29
70
| Snake Oil Ability
7:23
71
| Exponential Math
8:22
72
| Aurora Fitzgerald
7:16
73
| I Swear The Sandwich Was My Idea
6:29
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| My Condolences
6:37
75
| The Goldfish and The Wet Sand
7:21
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| Don’t Break My Squad Before Friday
7:23
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| Squad Optimization And Other Pretty Lies
8:13
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| My Girlfriend Decided To Chaperone My Seduction
7:58
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| Extraction
7:34
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| Apparently He’s a Walking Dairy Farm
8:22
81
| Stepping Into the Fat Boy’s Private Sanctum
7:09
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| His Lips on My Skin
6:54
83
| A Bronze-Tier Treasure, Served Warm
7:06
84
| A Scream in the Sanctum
7:02
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| All of the Reward, None of the Buff
11:10
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| Midnight Foxes and Morning Dread
6:59
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| My First Kill, Their First Grudge
7:20
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| The Extraction Tax Comes Due
7:43
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| An A-Rank Clear, An F-Tier Relationship
8:51
90
| A Ruby Handshake and an Obsidian Cold Shoulder
11:00
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| My Roommate Hates Me, and an Elite Wants to See Me
7:53
92
| A Summons From the Summit
8:19
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| The Arrogant Princess and Her Indecent Proposal
8:46
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| The Rage of a Temporary Man
7:36
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| An Unholy Bargain with an Orange-Haired Fox
6:58
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| Allies, by Mutual Benefit
6:52
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| An Ambush of Lime-Green Clones
6:44
98
| A Deal with the Devil in Pink Shorts
7:01
99
| My Squad of Losers vs. Your S-Rank Ego
7:00
100
| A Collar for the Princess, or a Leash for the Lottery Kid
6:55