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| The Calypso Origin Story
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[SYSTEM INITIALIZING] [Host found true calling.] [Goals Detected: Financial Independence. Social Ascension.] [Requirement Met: User has hit the lowest possible point.] Jordan McKnight spent three thousand dollars on…
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| The Price of a Pathetic Fantasy
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02
| Infinite Cashback: Active
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03
| You Have 24 Hours to Stop Being You
6:54
04
| There Is No Tomorrow
5:02
05
| My First Boss Fight is a Pizza Box
6:38
06
| You Are What You Don’t Throw Away
7:07
07
| Apparently, Cleaning Counts as Cardio
6:55
08
| A Social Interaction Buffed by Fabuloso
10:10
09
| The Intimidation Fee is Apparently Complimentary
7:57
10
| My Name Isn’t Ricky
9:25
11
| My Bank Account Just Leveled Up
11:42
12
| Registering Her is a Financial and Emotional Risk
7:53
13
| SLOT ONE: REGISTERED
6:25
14
| A Three-Thousand-Dollar Beta Test
8:19
15
| We Both Drive a Honda Civic, So It Must Be Fate
10:24
16
| The Girl in the Rearview Mirror
6:45
17
| The Thud From Unit 404
7:01
18
| My Life Is A Sitcom
10:08
19
| Welcome to Unit 403
8:06
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| Ground Rules for the Girl Next Door
8:22
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| Do Not Get Attached to the Transaction
12:00
22
| My Life Is A Gacha Game Now
6:52
23
| The Biohazard Upgrade
6:42
24
| Maintenance Required
8:18
25
| Proximity Alert
8:42
26
| Amazon Princesses and Other Goals
8:44
27
| Resisting the RNG
6:29
28
| Oh. It’s You.
6:18
29
| The Prada Bag Guy
7:28
30
| A Full Deck of Pain
6:52
31
| Not a Date, or Something
6:15
32
| An Invitation to Watch Netflix (And Panic)
6:47
33
| A First Date in Aisle Five
7:09
34
| Maximum Atmosphere
9:01
35
| Three Feet Feels Like Three Inches
7:35
36
| Counter-Programming the Fear
6:29
37
| The Statistical Probability of You and Me
7:13
38
| I’m Scared
8:15
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| The Calypso Origin Story
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