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| The Interruption and the Interrogation
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Waking up in another man's body is a classic trope. Lukas Belmont, a transmigrant with a library of webnovels in his head, knows exactly how this is supposed to go. Waking up as the powerless, orphaned ward in a…
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| The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
9:21
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| A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
5:41
03
| A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
8:26
04
| Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
7:47
05
| Pressure is The Intended Design
8:15
06
| Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
11:26
07
| Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
7:41
08
| Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
7:23
09
| Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
9:44
10
| A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
9:00
11
| Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
7:41
12
| He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
8:22
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| I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
9:52
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| Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
10:20
15
| My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
7:25
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| Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
5:45
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| A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
7:43
18
| Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
7:15
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| Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
9:22
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| I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
7:56
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| An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
8:28
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| Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
6:39
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| Put Your Head on My Shoulder
7:27
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| A Lie That Floats
7:33
25
| The Fitzgerald Foundation
10:58
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| Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
8:35
27
| Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
9:49
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| Nine Years and a Text Message
6:52
29
| A Revision to the Plan
7:12
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| Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
8:44
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| Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
7:47
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| Blindfolded Dexterity
8:54
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| Damage Control
6:04
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| Trust Is a New Metric
6:48
35
| Dr. Weber Will See You Now
9:11
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| From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
8:56
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| The Faceless Veil
7:35
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| The Devoted Threshold
7:52
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| Touch Under Cover
8:00
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| Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
6:13
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| Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
7:35
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| Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
6:46
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| From One Fire to the Next
8:55
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| The Interruption and the Interrogation
8:47
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| The Indecent Hypothesis
7:06
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| There Is No Going Back
6:53
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| Precedent Established
7:23
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| No Safe Word
6:16
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| A Transaction with Benefits
7:02
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| The CEO of the Morning After
7:00
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| Assets and Liabilities
7:37
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| The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
6:29
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| Proprietary Interest
8:03
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| Research Purposes
8:12
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| The Crimson Card
9:15
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| The Gambling Date
6:56
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| A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
7:00
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| Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
6:42
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| An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
7:07
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| Spectacle, Darling
7:26
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| My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
6:43
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| Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
7:34
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| The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
6:25
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| The Thirty-Day Countdown
6:48
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| Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
8:21
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| A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
8:01
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6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
7:08
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| The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
8:27
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| I’ll Do My Own Thing
8:46
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| Verification and a Fair Point
9:12
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| One Test Down, One to Go
10:03
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| The Girl with the Mirage
7:33
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| The Zero-Pointer Bet
8:42
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| It’s Not a Math Test
7:47
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| The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
8:53
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| The View from the Top
9:43
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| The Overture is Complete
8:22
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| A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
7:26
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| That’s Hero Shit Right There
7:58
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| Networking and Other Crimes
6:57
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| The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
6:34
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| My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
6:46
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| Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
8:26
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| Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
11:11
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| Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
7:21
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| Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
7:41
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| The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
7:54
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| I Choose Lightning
9:53
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| You Fight Dirty, Lukas
7:14
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| After Last Night
6:26
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| When The Cat’s Away...
7:53
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| You Were Supposed To Be Mine
7:30
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| Keep It In The Family
10:14
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| An End to Choices
8:18
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| Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
6:00
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| Mommy’s Missed You
6:32
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| Take What’s Mine
6:26
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| Mommy Knows Best
7:01
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| A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
7:20
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| Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
6:41