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| My Lips Say Yes, My Brain Says You’re an Idiot
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| The Price of a Pathetic Fantasy
9:29
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| Infinite Cashback: Active
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| You Have 24 Hours to Stop Being You
6:54
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| There Is No Tomorrow
5:02
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| My First Boss Fight is a Pizza Box
6:38
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| You Are What You Don’t Throw Away
7:07
07
| Apparently, Cleaning Counts as Cardio
6:55
08
| A Social Interaction Buffed by Fabuloso
10:10
09
| The Intimidation Fee is Apparently Complimentary
7:57
10
| My Name Isn’t Ricky
9:25
11
| My Bank Account Just Leveled Up
11:42
12
| Registering Her is a Financial and Emotional Risk
7:53
13
| SLOT ONE: REGISTERED
6:25
14
| A Three-Thousand-Dollar Beta Test
8:19
15
| We Both Drive a Honda Civic, So It Must Be Fate
10:24
16
| The Girl in the Rearview Mirror
6:45
17
| The Thud From Unit 404
7:01
18
| My Life Is A Sitcom
10:08
19
| Welcome to Unit 403
8:06
20
| Ground Rules for the Girl Next Door
8:22
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| Do Not Get Attached to the Transaction
12:00
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| My Life Is A Gacha Game Now
6:52
23
| The Biohazard Upgrade
6:42
24
| Maintenance Required
8:18
25
| Proximity Alert
8:42
26
| Amazon Princesses and Other Goals
8:44
27
| Resisting the RNG
6:29
28
| Oh. It’s You.
6:18
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| The Prada Bag Guy
7:28
30
| A Full Deck of Pain
6:52
31
| Not a Date, or Something
6:15
32
| An Invitation to Watch Netflix (And Panic)
6:47
33
| A First Date in Aisle Five
7:09
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| Maximum Atmosphere
9:01
35
| Three Feet Feels Like Three Inches
7:35
36
| Counter-Programming the Fear
6:29
37
| The Statistical Probability of You and Me
7:13
38
| I’m Scared
8:15
39
| The Calypso Origin Story
6:36
40
| I Lied, I Wanted You Here
6:27
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| This is Some Kind of Black Magic Fuckery
6:27
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| Take This Upstairs
6:49
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| My First Time Was a Critical Hit
8:01
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| Condoms Are for Overthinkers
8:16
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| We’re Going to Need a Bigger Towel
7:15
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| Post-Sex Negotiations Involve Korean Takeout
7:10
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| My Superpower is Tonguing Down Suspicions
8:19
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| My Brother’s Keeper Has Questions
6:20
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| The Terms and Conditions of My Affection
7:44
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| Twenty Million Dollars is a Very Complicated Aphrodisiac
9:18
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| I Ruined Everything, But At Least I Got Legendary Loot
7:11
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| My Relationship Status is Now ’In Beta Testing’
7:02
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| Bros Before Hoes, Unless She’s Really Hot
7:09
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| My Wingman’s Only Move is a Lie
8:03
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| My Required Reading Includes Two New Beauties
7:01
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| My Social Skills Are Still Buffering, But At Least She Laughed
7:05
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| Socializing is a Daily Quest, Family is a Raid Boss
6:50
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| My Apology Got a Failing Grade
10:52
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| My Girlfriend (Maybe?) Just Summoned Me With a Single Word [PS BONUS]
6:35
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| Navigating the Minefield of a Single Shared Wall
6:52
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| My Lips Say Yes, My Brain Says You’re an Idiot
6:50
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| The Rules of Engagement [CASTLE BONUS]
7:15
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| The Kissing Game Has No Rules [CASTLE BONUS]
6:29
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| Marking Territory [CASTLE BONUS]
7:40
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| My Mother, The Text-Nuke [CASTLE BONUS]
8:03
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| About Next Saturday... [CASTLE BONUS]
7:06
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6-7 | We Can Be Messy Together [CASTLE BONUS]
6:56
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| Tumbleweeds, Bunnies, and Bitches
8:57
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| The Siren, The Headpat, and The Loaded Weapon
6:58
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| A Weather Forecast [CASTLE BONUS]
7:12
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| A Different Kind of Income Stream [CASTLE BONUS]
7:01
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| You’re Gonna Scare The Hoes [CASTLE BONUS]
6:32
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| You Will Sing Or You Will Be Shamed
6:35
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| Calypso Bleeds Through
7:38
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| Guilty Feet
6:58
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| The Sanrio Store Option
7:33
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| So, What’s Your Type?
6:55
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| The Wrong Answer And The Right Answer
7:37
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| You Won’t Mind, Will You?
11:04
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| Cedar, Clean Laundry, and Him
7:39
81
| A Transactional Apology
8:14
82
| Comfort Over Style Tonight [PS BONUS]
9:53
83
| My Girlfriend, My Friend, My Swamp Monster
7:54
84
| I Chose Sleep Over Sex and Now We Have to Talk About Her Job
8:10
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| We Said the Words
7:59
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| My Boyfriend, My Brand, and The Friend Who Might Ruin Both
7:30
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| My Girlfriend’s Breakfast Netted Me a $3.68 Profit
7:53
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| Aggregate Demand and Three Competing Conversations
6:58
89
| You Can’t Out-Lift a Bad Diet
8:10
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| You Upgraded
7:07
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| How Do You Even Know That?
7:06
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| My Fight, My Boyfriend
7:47
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| The Golden Ticket Feels a Little Tarnished
6:56
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| It Was Perfect. Wasn’t It?
6:44
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| OBS Studio is a Terrible Wingman
8:22
96
| This Isn’t How You Set Up a Twitch Stream
8:11
97
| What Do You Mean, ’Performing’?
6:55
98
| Left. Left. Left. Right. No, Left.
7:39
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| Thigh-Highs and Thermal Paste
9:30
100
| Cute is What You Call a Puppy
9:42